Before you all get your panties in a bunch, I’m in no way condoning the physical act of actually walking up and spanking some hot chick in the butt. The first lesson any proper young boy learns about life is that you shouldn’t hit girls. But that’s not entirely true, because there are some women of out there that really, really, like getting smacked in the rear. In that case, spank away!
Goddamn! Just look at her! The question we should be asking ourselves is why we wouldn’t want to spank her! Not only does she look hot as hell, but she can kick the shit outta anyone that gets between her and her magic potions.
Tifa is the perfect example of Asian Sexy! This big breasted hot chick makes everything else look pale and dull by comparison..especially when she’s wearing skin-tight leather. If I had the chance to spend one night with her, I would give her the best 2 minutes of her life!
Good Lord! Will you look at that! If Lara ever cheated on me, I would be on my knees apologizing for not being man enough for her. Nuff said!
There’s something about fast cars, tight pants, and a look that says, “Take me and do what you want with me” that makes me all hard and giddy all over. The Need for Speed series has burnt more rubber than an afternoon at a porn shoot. And if I had my way, there would be more rubbers being laid to waste!
Don’t be fooled by her sweet demeanor and innocence. This princess ain’t no peach at all! The fact that she is always getting abducted by Bowser is a clear indication that the Princess is looking for the ‘big one’.
I’d spank her so hard that a hundred coins would come out of her!